Soles of Silk - cheap gags

Just in time for April Fools Day, Reagan comes at you with several cheap gags. While you're busy checking out her little feet, she's going to be getting you with the whoopie cushion, some googly eyed glasses, and her fake mustaches.
Reagan won't let up either. She knows you're not going to let up while she's got her bare feet there for you to gaze upon. Hope you have a sense of humor because she can be relentless.
If you can manage to concentrate, her soft little soles and plump toes are there for you to enjoy. Just don't say I didn't warn you if you end up as the butt of one of her jokes...