Soles of Silk - waffles

For
those of you who say you don't have
time for breakfast, I am sure if Lauryn
brought over her cinnamon waffles,
maple syrup and best of all, her size
8 1/2 feet over for breakfast, you�d
be calling work to tell them you�re
running late.
Still in her sleepwear, Lauryn
sits down for breakfast, but soon
realizes there's no bacon. What is
a girl to do? Bacon is pork, pork
comes from pigs, Lauryn
has 10 little piggies, so in essence,
piggies equal bacon! Problem solved!
After a few quick gulps of orange
juice and a few bites from her waffles,
she decides it's time to stick the
"bacon" on her plate as
pushes her toes down into the syrupy
mess. The thick, sticky syrup oozes
up between her long dancer toes as
she arches her foot. But there's just
not enough syrup!
Hamming it up for the camera (no
pun intended), Lauryn
pours more syrup down her leg and
onto her curvy feet. The waffles below
are smashed and saturated with the
excess of syrup. Just when you didn't
think a gal's feet could be anymore
sweet, along came Lauryn!